"The Poor Man's Cow"
Jeff Culbreath offers us some GOAT RUMINATIONS (pun intended), among them:
Jeff Culbreath offers us some GOAT RUMINATIONS (pun intended), among them:
- Far from the devilish caricature which originated in Judaism, this image is that of "the poor man's cow" - an icon of simplicity, humility, contentedness, and earthiness. While cows remind me of cowboys, goats remind me of children, women, and old people. A goat is a family animal that can be handled with relative ease. You haven't really lived until you've seen a three-year old girl riding on a goat.
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Goats are common in poor rural areas where good pasture is scarce. When you hear city people disparage rural folk, you'll often hear insulting references to goats. In the mind of the sophisticated urbanist, keeping goats marks one as a third-world peasant at best - or an American backwoods hick at worst. I wear this as a badge of honor.
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Even more than cows, among goats the bulls are gloriously masculine and the does are blessedly feminine. Keeping one's children around goats serves as a practical defense against modern theories of androgyny.





Redeemed by Our Savior, I work out my salvation with fear and trembling in Pohang, South Korea, where I live with my wife, daughter, and son and teach English at a science and technology university. Baptized a Methodist and raised a Missouri Synod Lutheran in Buffalo, NY, I spent six years as a guest of the Anglican Communion before being received by the Grace of God into the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church on the Feast of Saint Andrew, my patron, anno domini 2002.





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